I Can't Compete With You

[Jazzy]

Everytime I talk to a guy
You just swoop right in
You know I can't compete with you
And so you always win

You're skinnier and prettier than me
I know you know it's true
So all the guys just head your way
Because I can't compete with you

I've tried to be confident and sexy
I've tried to lose weight too
But all the guys still pass me by
Because I can't compete with you

To the guys I'm just a friend
Just someone to talk to
I can see now that will never change
Because I can't compete with you

So go on, girl, go have your fun
Get drunk and get laid too
I'll just stay on the sidelines
Because I can't compete with you

[Sam]

Dammit you're better than that!!

And be nice to yourself! Having meat on your bones is a damn good thing.